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You really don't care about people, do you?

"This is a Magic: The Gathering house hold. You will NOT bring YU-GI-OH INTO IT!" "IT ISNT A PHASE DAD! ITS TIME TO DUEL!"

The good news is that this is generic enough that we could see it reprinted in another setting.

I work in computer repair and support. Most of my clients problems are caused by them accidentally accepting something from Microsoft or McAfee. It's a real nuisance because nobody asked for any of the features or software that's causing problems.

Gotta save this as a reaction

Rent free in your head

Do we know the state of his phylactery?

How else will I get the dual land?!

We worked in "tacotacotacotaco Taco Bell" right after The Mcdonalds part.

"Why have you done this to me Mother?"

That wasn't the ruling. The ruling was that despite being a convicted felon, because the conviction happened so close to an election, it would put undue burden on his campaign if he were to be arrested. So it's even stupider and more corrupt.

That man has permission to celebrate Santa specifically any time of the year.

....I want it

I love him and I would die for him

Oh good. I was worried you were losing your mind.

If he were, I feel Rs would say something. What benefit do they get from pretending he's alive if he is dead?

Holy hell those tots look crispy AF

Isnt this a premise for a sci-fi horror story?

God damn, you are splitting that hair right down the middle. How do you do that?