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love to spend the team meeting clarifying mgmt talking points about how unions work.

next week we get the sonogram images of Jimothy

uncle already uncorking modelo on his morning walk in the crisp all white everything

if I hear the fucking Haaland song one more time there’s no telling what I’ll do

I thought this shirt said DOLLS and was like oh fuck that’s tite

being normal

piss part’s true

I would really like to go outside and decompress but outside is on fire too

Edi should be the most famous actor in the world

the fuckin train tunnels are smoked out

is it good I can’t see past the Western stop?

that was fast!

STOP! DONT SHARE THAT LINK!

congrats to NBA Europe for losing the play in tournament

they couldn’t rez homie now he’s just loot :(

cute little baby footprint in the fresh concrete

the company’s secret weapon to quell union support ahead of our vote: ice cream bars. still laughing about a supporter walking by my desk the 1st time they did this (3 times) jokingly saying “we got ice cream, fuck the union!” with a shake of his fist.

guy on the work shitter watching a YouTube video about Kubrick on speakers and the fuckin narrator sounds exactly like me. this is fucked up for so many reasons.

do you talk to the sidewalk pigeons or are you a total piece of shit?