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Local pub increased the drink price by ninety entire cents without telling anyone… not even the bar staff. Maintain a steady paranoia. Stay focused. Keep your eyes open.

giving it to arkane and telling them "whatever you do, do NOT touch the highly-cursed, studio-destroying artifact from the ancient fallen civilization of twycross, for once invoked it shall bring ruin to all" then seeing a thick plume of smoke over the horizon about two weeks later

lmbo at the perfect dark bit "congrats on completing the trilogy! hey, remember how we spent a decade and a billion bucks failing to reheat the n64's leftovers? well, guess who's getting sent over the top into no man's land next!" an idea so stupid it transcends fanfiction and becomes reality

because nobody wants to return to the sequel factory they just narrowly escaped except toys for bob i guess, but those boys ain't right

RC! RC!! RC!!!

My Instagram feed is currently 50% bizarre comic book pages from the 1970s, 50% live music venues and promoters on the other side of the planet dumping lengthy Notes app-ologies for not realising that booking Rapey McFash and the Pederasts might potentially look bad.

For the record: I would probably not unquestioningly consider Scott Miller a reliable source, narrator or person you could lend twenty bucks comfortable in the knowledge it would be paid back.

for those who don't watch football - ALTITUDE is going to be a real problem for the English in this game as Mexico City's Estadio Azteca is higher than most world football stadiums. here's a photo of it from earlier today

the side-route shortcut in world 1-1 of super mario bros 2

The Stand-Off: Who Will Flinch First? (Me.) Who Will Die First? (Also Me.)

Thanks for watching! Two different versions of Mario 2 have been slain, but they weren't the NES version so there is still unfinished business. Next time: Not Mario 2! Probably.

official vgesoterica stop sucking off zero-effort dogshit at every feasible opportunity challenge (ultra-nightmare) (impossible) (but my youtube ad rev dogg)

Tonight at 9PM AEST (7AM ET/12PM CET)! I dunno, I can't really decide, but it's been a couple of weeks since a stream and I feel like playing Mario 2, so let's see where we go from there...

What's the situation with #picotron looking like? I love farting around playing #pico8 games, so I'll probably get it eventually, but if the game library for it's still a bit light I can happily wait a bit longer.

'SIMILAR TO NINTENDO'

steam grabbing me by the shoulders and shaking me furiously as it blusters through teary eyes "please... bro... play something good for once... we're worried about u dogg..."

all about dat

to be fair it's probably pretty hard to manufacture physical copies of games for a console that doesn't have any

"...but my hypothetical descendants might make five entire cents pawning this off to Palantir-Gamestop!"