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*groans* BUT I HATE PHONE CALLS-- (Seriously why can't they all just let me schedule online? WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE PHONE.) At least I got the booba check in last year, so I'm good for another nine months at least.

But that would mean acknowledging that Bluesky was built by furries and sex workers and we can't have THAT.

Gross.

And Dove's idea of "dressing up" involves finding a nice dress or outfit, dressy shoes, picking out jewelry and accessories, doing her hair, doing her makeup, the whole nine yards.

There needs to be more Briareos/Deunan smut~

Mine would be "That episode where Blackarachnia has Jetstorm trapped in an underground web and is forcibly reformatting him back into Silverbolt while he struggles in vain" :')

Oh I NEED this 🤣

$25 skeb sketches, maybe? I don't know. CSP's 3D model feature would at least significantly streamline the process...

Legion is adorable. I want to kiss their ridiculous flashlight face.

DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME IF YOUR BASELINE "HOT ROBOT" ISN'T THIS

Someone finding out that I think robots are hot: Yeah, I think robots are super hot, too! The robots they think are hot:

😞🤝

👀

I've got one on my wishlist but it's five hundred dollarssssss 😭 It's Braun so I know it's GOOD, but o o f that price tag

🫂💖

No no, not "human knees only," it's the even dumber "human-like knee orientation." Because apparently humans have ~unique~ knees. [Narrator: Humans do not, actually, have a unique "knee orientation." All tetrapods' knees bend the exact same way.]

They want to take away the PayPro excuse of "We can't provide services to sex workers/adult artists/other icky people because it's BAD for our REPUTATION."

TO BE FAIR Gators keep their permerections tucked safely away when not in use so it's not like it's readily apparent 🤣

That is a whole-ass mood right there--