(To say nothing of how the modern Hollywood heroin Chic look is incredibly unhealthy and disgusting. All I've ever wanted is alien like ghouls on my TV screen. Enough with the surgeries and stealing Zepbound from people like me who need it do actual heroin like men if you insist on this crap.)
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I like slim girls as much as the next guy but can we at least agree that that whole idea that big butts were weird or gross until Sir Mixalot changed the discourse like the king he is was very strange in retrospect?
I'm about as Mexican as Hailee Steinfeld is black which if you see Sinners puts me in a unique situation because I'm not white if you go back far enough even though I am fucking really white I am whiter than Hitler aesthetically speaking. We have choices. Often we make the wrong ones. Choose better.
I forget her name but she's a Mexican supermodel and fucking fantastic Viva La Raza mother fuckers.
creamypiecleanerHumidity is like 73 so I sweated up quite a storm walking about 30 minutes there and back to vote and I fucking hate the democrat party. You think about that centrists. #Abdul2026 #Michiganprimary #midterms #democrats
My citizen ProMaster Eco-Drive is really enjoying this walk in the sun its glowing with joy. Me though? Nice temp very very very humid. Might need to slow down. This is like 1/4 mile away due to roads and sidewalks slithering, nothing far.
No listen I cleaned shaved put on my nicest Citizen watch I'm going to be respectful to your stupid bullshit Traditions mainly because the Greeks invented something pretty cool that you all ruined.
Todd Blanche is going to be confirmed and he's going to kill the Epstein Files completely. It's all part of the cover up.
Bench break almost there. Humidity is fucked. Hey baby if you're wearing a thong and extremely thin white shorts you ain't hiding anything in the sun. Just sayian.
The reality is they know this is ideological they know that there's no way to fight fascism without ideology without actual conviction and they're terrified of you caring about things because that affects their bottom line.
"Hi I'm Mike Rogers due to an accident involving a cybernetic monkey at a pharmaceutical convention in the Florida Keys near my home I don't have a penis unlike my opponent Abdul El-Sayed!", *Flashes Abuls eyes with arab music and the word RAPE in red* Vote Mike Rogers 2026 "I dont have a penis!™️"
Early voting in the Michigan primary is up 88% over 2024 however 2024 was the first year it was offered so spin that however you like.
I mean you know this is Michigan right a lot of people still remember what unions are which is in my opinion pretty fucking rare in America. Its sad. So "Not my favorite union" means effectively nothing in the face of how much more I hate their enemies. Will not extend that grace to the DNC however.
People talking about liberal bubbles I'm not going to look into that but I'm a Libertarian socialist a very different way of looking at social issues and that's that it's not my f*ucking business. Incompatible with liberal paternalism. I want basically all vices legalized. Think about that.
One of the funniest things that happened recently is fake Progressive Zionist David Pakman claimed "the same disease that infected the Republican party and destroyed it is infecting the Democrat Party." Oh you mean the #WINNING diease? You know what the tea party and maga have been doing? WINNING.