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Do they? They were quite crap with the snacks when I was last in

teefs ...

don't know either, but I'm glad it is

or, as the real not fake rod hull would say: "Where's my jelly?"

this is proper sibling lore. My sister had a baby doll with changeable singing disks (!) which eventually got so scratched that we thought all nursery rhymes had glitches. Or Action Man Talking Commander (=GI Joe), who ascended slowly up his string while grunting low-pitched gibberish

Hope it goes as well as the 30 or so sequels to A Christmas Carol that Dickens wrote. Nobody remembers any of those. But in this house, we only have one Ebeneezer... www.youtube.com/watch?v=txKW...

The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode (official video with lyrics)YouTube video by Zsolt Peter Kodnerm.youtube.com

Where's the ketchup, tho? (KD isn't right without it)

have some Smurfing Beer and chill www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvqv...

Father Abraham & The Smurfs - Smurfing BeerYouTube video by MisterCanningwww.youtube.com

Oh c'mon there's no way that's as annoying as Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

Or perhaps huge donations from packaging multimillionaire Sir Michael Smurfit to keep it that way ...

Now ask a funeral director. And then almost immediately regret it.

didn't know he was from Stevenston. I guess someone has to be. Both of his Electrosound albums are on Youtube, and they're very much of an era. Lovely.

Sure beats the LDD moths I'm seeing up at Wexford park

urgh, I trawled early tickets but they'd all gone to resale and were beyond my budget

If Steve Gray were on here, he might be up for it. (Steve's semi-local to me, but I don't know him well enough to bug him. Last I heard he was deep into Orao re-creations)

and that's when people call the pro crastinators

"Gigantic Twats Arrested"?

I missed an opportunity to yell at the Ontario PC candidate who came by looking for votes in Scarborough SW today

As a former wind energy guy who had to deal with their "Cuisinarts of the Sky" misinformation: a dose of cyclosporiasis is too good for the Cato shitbirds. No, a dose of cyclosporiasis followed by giardiasis for a month or two might do, for a start.

Not leopard gecko eggs, just some stones, nothing to see here