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he was the dumpster fire burning in my heart

i deleted that terrible post in my drafts folder. where's my gold statue?

don't forget misogyny

oh NOW my accountant tells me i can't list my occupation as 'cautionary example'

so much winning

i need to study so you guys keep it down

i appreciate all the random Star Wars DMs I've been getting today but everyone's getting the quote wrong. it's 'no, i am your father' not "i want to be your daddy'

i shaved my wookie for this?

another day. another blue pill. another red pill

i hope you'll pardon me while i shut some shit down

local singles in your area are looking to disappoint you

riding into May like...

i'm skeptical about the part saying the average american gets half their calories from ultra-processed food. I think they consume much more than that

What Are Ultra-Processed Foods? | Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public HealthUltra-processed foods are associated with a long, ever-expanding list of adverse health outcomes. But what exactly classifies as an ultra-processed food—and are they all unhealthy?publichealth.jhu.edu