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Dear TSA agents with the audacity not to show up for work when you’re not getting paid: hell yeah! No one should be working for free while congress keeps cashing their own checks.

Fortnite: please pay us 15$ for a skin! Also Fortnite: we have anti cheat software in place but we can’t ban cheating! They buy our skins Also Fortnite: we have no money to get our servers running. Please buy skins!

It’s 2025. I log into Fortnite. My skin is Snake-Eyes from GI Joe. Joan Jett & the Blackhearts i love rock ’n’ roll is playing as I jump off the Battle Bus just after Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons fly by. I’m defeated by Bat-man and Scooby Doo.

One of my favorite YouTube channels is @secretgalaxy.bsky.social Check it out.

Cobra!

The best Doritos are spicy nacho. You cannot change my mind. Unless you pay me. That would change my mind.

Sorry followers, I have been in my cups again. Sorry if I say anything offensive. I apologize to my employer, Extensive Enterprises, in advance.

In general I will follow you back. Unless you are an obvious bot. If you fool me into thinking you are not a bot I will totally follow you back.