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Literally my only concerns about this Bruno issue are that (a) we get the right money for him and (b) it is in no way distracting RW from the real work in hand of bringing players in. I'm still pretty confident on both scores tbh. #NUFC

Reet lads, the truth is finally out. Some jackass accidently hoyed the Matthias Jaissle paperwork in the bin wagon. Sleeves up and eyes doon... #NUFC

Bejo Searching in a Pile of TrashALT: Bejo Searching in a Pile of Trashstatic.klipy.com

Bought this on Temu for £80m so now they can't afford Bruno. Sad part is, it's only 4 inches high IRL. #NUFC

I like this. Just basic journalism, but it's so deeply submerged in an ocean of click-focussed shite these days, that it comes across as refreshing. A bit like your first plate of beans on toast after a week away eating rich and spicy food. #NUFC

I took a day off today and there's literally fug aaaall #NUFC news and it's greyer than Mitch McConnell's corpse out there. WTF is this maaaan???

You can genuinely see why Fr Dougal was confused mind.

I've checked and re-checked my Summer 2026 Transfer Window Bingo Card... and it definitely doesn't contain the phrase "Tottenham will bring both more heft and more class than Arsenal to the transfer market party" mind. #NUFC #AFC #THFC

If the Bruno Guimarães transfer is a done deal, why is he in Spain with #NUFC? #afc #Arsenal #Gooners