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if you dream about waking up and having a shower that should already have happened when you wake up for real

feel like pure shite i just want her back

this was peak i will brook no disagreement

i think it's middle aged men saying "course, you don't want to scrimp on your stylus"

found a mysterious door that led to a place called The Frontrooms, a liminal space where british people are trapped forever watching gogglebox and michael macintyre specials and arguing about whether or not paul o grady is dead

puberty blockers were the compromise option when they banned hormones for kids, then they banned those because there "wasn't enough test evidence" now they're trying to ban the tests. They will not stop there.

"here's your omelette, my darling wife" "thanks gorgeous, and is there a tiny little separate omelette that you cooked specifically for the dogs?" "obviously"

it's like they replaced looking something up in a book with "asking yer da"

this will be the sixth time i have ignored the "vinyl revival" and i am becoming exceedingly efficient at it

love how when you google a specific company now you have to scroll down past their sponsored result (which won't lead to the right page) to get to the normal, correct result

i knew i shouldn't have doordashed that house deposit

god transparent 90s mac aesthetic on a mech goes so hard even without the estradiol angle

Estradiol-91 Gundam www.reddit.com/r/Gunpla/s/f...

yeah my real male self is a collection of cobbled together affects and jokes whereas my fake female self is a three-dimensional human being with a personality in which i feel able to express myself genuinely too

they are, they just can't find the right place to insert the crank that opens it

"The Turner Diaries? Elon Musk's favourite book?"

ok but what if elon musk makes racism so cringe no one wants to do it any more

may i interest you in an AU

i genuinely think what about mouthwash is one of the best songs ever written. what a loss