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Pepperidge Farm remembers CPAC 2022

just here for the ratio

Change my mind: Congress is just daycare for rich simpletons, dullards, and dotards.

o ye of little faith

Democrats Stop Being Cringe Challenge (Impossible)

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Change my mind: Every branch of the federal government is illegitimate

All good NPR stenographers know the proper way to learn things is to go listen to a diner full of white geriatrics in a dying town of 4 dozen people and congratulate themselves for being very serious people, of course.

Love this for him

the disembodied syphilitic brain of a demented pedophile in a jar in the basement, hooked up to twitter

Cliche , I know, but I thought this was an Onion article

This from the guy who has the most useless job on the planet

babies should pull themselves up by their diaper straps amirite

tommy potatotown

“Some alien encounters are hoaxes perpetrated by your government to manipulate the public. Some of these hoaxes are intentionally revealed to manipulate the truth-seekers who become discredited if they disclose the deliberately absurd deception.”

they’re not wrong though

Here’s some plain English: Obama can eat my ass

this but orange country

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