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Walking around the house murmuring “I’m da battery daddy” to myself

It’s unconventional but cigarettes and franks red hot actually are a wonderful umami bomb

Also the incredibly stupid things end up working a lot of the time, I have no choice but to let him hit on 19 when he is feeling it.

Yes I’m dumb as shit but also I like drinking in a parking lot with my friends and watching our magical oaf QB do 90% incredibly cool/10% incredibly stupid things. And that rocks.

They’re nice boys

That’s a pretty load-bearing second half of the sentence I am not at all convinced of, despite him having more aura than maybe anyone ever.

Genuinely not sure what to think about this.

It’s a toilet, hardest possible no if the kids ever ask

Honestly would have been warranted, not taking care of your games smfh

Man I’ve had it

I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love screaming at me and getting mad after I give them what they asked for. Very cool knowing “can I watch an extra show” is going to result in an even bigger argument once it’s over, for some reason.

Finally, a baseball team for republicans

Omonia up 1-0 on Kairat Almaty let’s strap in

I’ve absolutely fucked it here smh

More than anything like, is he going to be putting in the defensive effort that Emery is going to require? Have a hard time seeing it. Maybe he’s been humbled a bit but idk man

Look Garnacho is capable of some incredible moments but the vibes on this guy as an Argentine that idolizes Ronaldo could not be worse.

The legend Bill Fichtner

The unbearable burden of Being Polish

Patriots in control