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Tucker still has a fantasy of becoming president of the United States

Nah, crowds aren't big enough to pull off the fake assassination attempt. His handlers will shut the event down and blame Biden and his weather machine

Curses to Biden and his weather machine

Must be planning another staged assassination attempt

Is it just me? or does he look like a Dick Tracy villain?

...and a Reflecting Pool Blue suit

It's all about money laundering, not literature

... and your shoes are 2 sizes too big

I'm guessing Kash has been binge drinking and watching old Bruce Willis movies, again

Pro tip: assume he's lying

Trump doesn't write these. One of his handlers does

Steve (who clearly peaked in High School) missed a lot of his biology classes presumably because he coach needed him for other stuff

He's living in the past. It's the Thunderdome and he's Tina Turner

My first read was "Israel and Iran must immediately stop shooting President Donald J Trump" I just assumed he was was making it all about him, again

Remember Jeb!!

...isn't a ballroom really just a cave with lousy acoustics?

What's to become of all the gold-leaf plaster that's been ordered? and the stripper poles?

I'm really confused by this poster. Is this shindig happening at the Mall in DC or Des Moines, Iowa. Why does the guest list read like the planners haven't listen to any music since 1995? Nitty Gitty Dirt Band? I saw them in 1976. And didn't most of Lynard Skinard die in a plane crash?

Are there actually people who listen to him? or is he just famous for being a MAGA "rocker" who knows Trump. I've never listened to any of his stuff and know that, if I do, Spotify's algorithm will suggest more...