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8pm: tired but it’s too early to get in bed 10pm: tired but its still kinda early 12am: I’ll just wash my face 2am-5am: wide awake and full of regret (Repeat every night for the rest of my life)

Two of out two cat sitters recommend Trash Cat, five stars

If Biden had done this, the GOP would have called him “Trippin’ Joe” and photoshopped him in a tie dyed shirt

Trump Expected to Loosen Restrictions on Psychedelic Drugswww.nytimes.com

It was a honey trap

If Netflix hasn’t commissioned a documentary called “The Santa Con” then I hope someone is pitching it

SantaCon Leader Ran His Own $1 Million Con, U.S. Sayswww.nytimes.com

A friend of mine who works as an EMT: “I don’t know, AI isn’t putting people in stretchers”

The finance Patagonia vest but for for feet company says “see ya” to commitment to sustainability

Allbirds Is Pivoting to AI, NaturallyThe shoe company once beloved by VC founders and tech bros is scrapping sneakers altogether.www.thecut.com

“I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it”

Mr. Trash cat needs eye surgery but we’re hoping it will fix his issues so he can continue his modeling career with style and flair. Here he is, stoned and resting

Return of the teen magazine?? “71% of Gen Z feel print magazines have a stronger sense of authenticity than digital ones, according to a recent poll”

Introducing WYouth, a New Publication from W for the Next GenerationThe teen-centric print magazine—pronounced double youth—is set to launch this fall.www.wmagazine.com

Starting to look alike, uh oh

Trash Cat says what are youuu looking at, bub

Thinking of one former world leader with many wives who was legendarily vain, bankrupted the treasury, lost wars, and divided his country after picking a fight with the Pope

It’s that time of year!

Nation's UPS Men Break Out The ShortsMANCHESTER, NH—In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts.theonion.com

Trash Cat has personality and personality goes a long way

What I’m learning in my Sex Education coursework and lectures is that the world desperately needs more compassionate sex therapists, counselors, and other professionals to fight all the misinformation out there

Don’t make me re-watch Deep Space Nine and then cry like a baby when Nog comes home from her war

To the moon, little Trash Cat. To infinity and beyond

First I bought a Brick and then I lost the Brick. And heaven knows I’m miserable now (because I’d blocked social media out at bedtime)