Is it that people are easily warped, or is it that people mostly long to find something that they can let warp them?
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Профиль VivelyChairman, American Society of Interminable Jackasses
"give me my money back" says speculative investor, sure thing bruh we'll get right on that
Jesse Felder‘One or more hyperscalers apart from Meta should “moderate their capex commitments in Q2 earnings guidance. You will see crowding our of semis and memory just as aggressively as ‘crowding in’ in coming months.”’ www.cnbc.com/2026/07/20/g...
How great are long term relationship dates by the way? Long past having to impress each other and you can just be like “Outback Steakhouse is good, we can admit it’s good, neither one of us wore a hoodie today you’re the most beautiful person in the world”
That last line item tho
McSweeney's"He slaughters 108 men who were interested in marrying you: Not a red flag. People in long-term relationships often find themselves wondering how happy they would have been with someone else. This will no longer be a concern for you because there will be no one else."
I'd bother saying something like "by law, legal tender can't portray anyone living" but what the fuck are laws
Oliver WillisThis image makes me uncomfortably mad
It's a complete mystery, ain't it Charles Koch?
Prof. Eliot JacobsonYour 'moment of doom' for July 14, 2026 ~ Happy Bastille day. "We’re getting so many of these heat domes building across the Northern Hemisphere that they’re all kind of blending together at this point for keeping track of them." www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...