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Chicago by way of Boston [He/Him/Himbo] Hubby, Dad, Bassist, heavy/light equipment mechanic. USMC Veteran🇺🇸 FAST Company, F2/5. All stated opinions my own. I like punk rock and tacos. Hate fascism 🇺🇦 🌻 https://youtube.com/@jasonhoyt7262?si=2f9_UaFApRo8LG-j

Got myself a new analog octave pedal, the MXR M288 Bass Octave Deluxe. It’s pretty badass. Pic for attention

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Q: “If the corn pops, who will take control of the cheese graters?” Trump: The tomatoes of course. -How is this man in charge of anything more complicated than a fidget spinner?

Aaron Rupar

Q: As Hamas disarms as part this plan, who do you see taking possession of those weapons that they have? TRUMP: It's going to be the Board of Peace

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Ahh yes. It must’ve been Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Aaron Rupar

Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.

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The company that holds my 401k emailed an update to their terms of service regarding their AI chatbot. Logging into my account (according to the email) is consent to the terms. I do not want ANY AI involved in any facet of my retirement plan. When will companies learn that AI is not good?

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-Trump donor causes massive outbreaks of explosive diarrhea. -Congress: *crickets* -Fauci recommends folks wear masks during a pandemic. -Congress: “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

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To qualify, service members must be “assigned, attached, or detailed to a unit supporting CBP for 30 consecutive or cumulative days.” I’ve had MRE turds that were more worthy of an award for difficulty of service.

Ron Filipkowski

Absurd.

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Perfection

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Successful warfighting takes preparation. Blaming Biden for not preparing for a war you chose to start 13 months into your second term shows two things; a lack of strategic foresight, and a lack of accountability.

Aaron Rupar

WELKER: Is America backing away from a larger attack bc our stockpile has been depleted? WALTZ: We have to take a step back. A lot of our stockpiles were depleted because of Biden WELKER: But you acknowledge they're depleted? WALTZ: No. And the people leaking this nonsense deserve to be in jail

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USAID spent $21.7 billion in 2024, which amounts to about 0.3% of the federal budget. The military cost of the war on Iran is estimated at $37.5 billion, with Trump requesting an additional $67 billion to continue funding it. We gave Israel $21 billion in 2025. It’s all about priorities.

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I know that I only paid $12 when I “rescued” him from Meijer, but sadly my black Moor Goldfish “Eep” developed swim bladder. Even though I did water changes and tried to give him some peas to clear him out, he sadly just passed away and it’s a real bummer. 😔

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Maybe if it wasn’t gilded in enough fools gold to pave every street in London, folks could see more clearly what a lecherous shitbag you are.

Aaron Rupar

Trump: "People walk into the Oval Office, and no matter who they are, they just sort of feel sort of different. And it's a great place to negotiate because everyone's all discombobulated when they walk in, and it is a great time for me to negotiate with them. So we do that as often as possible."

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Elvis has left the Med Bed.

Elvis BruceALT: Elvis Brucestatic.klipy.comHoodlum 🇺🇸

So, it turns out Robin Williams is disguised as the mayor of Dallas, and Marilyn Monroe is still alive thanks to MedBeds. These people vote. Courtesy of @thegoodliars.bsky.social

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Grogu has been overthrown. Long live JIMOTHY.

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