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Little penny-wee says you get beans for fwee this morning

Only took me forever but I finally played Majora's Mask...and...yall...I get it now, aside from some aggravation here and there Damn what a masterpiece Before you ask yes I did complete the book and got every mask! Definitely missed *some* side stuff but thats a testament to how much there's to do

HELP FEED MY TWO FAVORITEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ;-;

Something I have been keeping a secret (badly) is that I'm working really hard to break back out of my social bubble so I can come back to streaming! How? IMPROV CLASSES BABYYY GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2 ✌️ Got 5 more weeks after today, but its been so darn fun and I finally see my shame going away again

Between grubhub and doordash and even food trucks I've seen doing this..like .. Bro. YOU ARE ACTIVELY MAKING THIS FOOD ALL DAY??? TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR ACTUAL FOOD?????????? IT TAKES 10 SECONDS????????

Is it the stomach virus going around or just the normal flavor of IBS, you 🫵 decide Live your worst nightmare and think of me next time you're sharting for your life, I'll be there like statefarm guy for you

I need y'all to see the plate of leftovers @colbycore.bsky.social just made, truly bringing the buffet vibes home

Mia doesn't like getting picked up, but today I learned she loves to literally get swaddled in my arms like a baby and WILL fall asleep in my arms 😭😭😭 THE PERFECT LITTLE GoRL!!!

I had absolutely nothing to do with this, everyone stepped into a giant park sized puddle and then a bolt of lightning struck and my staff came by to help clean up, it wasn't me