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I had to deal with *just* my study permit extension and I somehow want to go outside, you have my sympathy.

This feels like a, reference to Richard Scarry's work but there are too many alternative possibilities to be sure.

One of these has somehow managed to ensnare a rotary gun wielding lump that, having since learnt of the treasure trove of spines, teeth, stingers and other nasty implements it provides, has taken up the role of... phalanx.

I do not understand how this combination of individually intelligible words can mean.

Some of my worst nightmares are when I think I have woken up to find something that hurts like a bee or wasp or ant in my duvet. They almost inevitably wnd with me waking up for real, sometimes at ridiculously early times.

Bottom surgery alfredo.

I have heard orgasms described as feeling a bit like a sneeze.

I think this qualifies as a religious artifact with how holey it is.

Thank you, I will take water instead. That sounds too complex for me.

Also it is funny how they are harder to see when zooming in than when I can see them all.

Garfield!

I fucking wish I could have just the noodles.

Slowly transforming into Kello I see.

PBR?

Can I have hot chocolate?

Ovulating bottom surgery aquired.

"This simple, unnecessary and frankly ridiculous pseudo-tradition requires tte mutilation and processing of our favourite dog."

"Damn."

I really like the shine you have given the jacket.