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Today I found out there’s a Mary Jane comic coming out… tomorrow! The “Face it, Tiger!” special, celebrating 60 slutty* years of Mary Jane Watson! Think I’m gonna try and give that one a look! See if I wanna read “Friendly Neighborhood Mary Jane” later this November. *not all of them were slutty 😢

I find it very silly that Marvel has put so much energy and effort into putting Mary Jane into action, giving her powers and whatnot, because they cannot think of anything else to do with her.

Oh my god! Oh my god oh my god oh my god! It’s the STACKED demon witch lady (who’s Supreme Kai’s big sister) that Toriyama heroically gave us before he passed!

YouTube is just *depressingly* slow on my browser

10-minute video uploads, you say… 👀

This looks like a terrible move but, if you consider the possibility he might sincerely *not* regret the endorsement, you start to see why he might think “dodge it” is his best option. 😬

this shit, on the official fucking CDC website, is what is burned in my memory when I see someone be like “well MAHA makes some good points”

Decided to try beating Arcade Mode of Marvel Super Heroes in Free Play as Spider-Man! It took a lot of tries (Iron Man was the worst, Doctor Doom was probably objectively worse but somehow took fewer tries, Thanos took a little while) but I did it! LOVED the ending I got as my reward. 🥹

Another wonderful Mario Kart Monday. 🥰 We got just 4 more of these, y’all, maybe fewer… 🥲

Cluster and I were looking at Spider-Man: No Way Home clips last night, and we saw the part where MJ is like, “wow, there’s three of you” at Peter. And we joked about her wanting a foursome… But it’s hitting me: I think Michelle Johnson would find sex Gross

AOC, nooo… 🫠

Goku, before fighting the Legendary Super Saiyan Broly: Man, I wish I was fighting a big strong guy right now. Goku, after fighting the Legendary Super Saiyan Broly: And I swear, his dick was like THIS BIG!

a testy exchange happening… in my work emails… and they won’t stop hitting reply all… 💀

So is this MORE attainable than beating Mario? 🤔 Crossworlds is better than Speedstorm, I’m pretty sure, at least!