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Despite Haley Stevens spending roughly $64m more than me in the Michigan senate dem primary, we have functionally the same result.

Look, I'm a big fan of personal time recovery from work. But don't be a dumbass making more work for other people by being loudly wrong.

You should not buy Marvel's Midnight Suns. Despite the fact that there's no mulitpleyer (local OR remote), it 1. Has Denuvo DRM four years after release 2. Has currency microtransactions Fuck, bro. You think you're goddamned Madden or Assassin's Creed? You sure as shittin' ain't.

They never talk about the dangers of watching NFL youtube in the off-season. Like being reminded that christofascist loser Tim Tebow exists. Fuck Tim Tebow.

Downplay a book or movie: "The Ranger of Oz"

Oh man, this is fun. I get: Assless Laptop Homeslice Netizen Repurpose

I know that my neighbors have a dog. And I know that they have a back yard bordering on mine, with a simple chain-link fence separating the two. And I know that they will let the dog into the back yard for fresh air and other business.

Using the 75 years ago target, my options are “preacher” and “architect”. Both my grandmothers were housewives after the war.

Claude, import the tasseography module, drink this tea, and interpret the hemlock leaves at the bottom of the cup.

Who up swimmin' out past the breakers, watchin' the world die?

I have a sudden craving for those little powdered donuts. I assume this is because someone is walking across my bakery.

I feel like I have had this conversation as Frankie four times today www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7xx...

Community s06 e07 Advanced Safety Feature - Dummy SceneYouTube video by Eric Grassiwww.youtube.com

it's monday as fuck out here

I have heard so many dumb things today and at least half of them are Google's fault.

Hey fellow grocery store visitor. If you have to wear a shirt saying you’re an ALPHA, we both know that’s a lie.

I'm about to eat a supermarket salad for lunch, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.

Oh gods damnit. How the fuck am I in Blackreach again?! I was playing Balatro!

I'm not normally the kind of guy that needs $90 in "special tools" to bust a nut off. But today, I was. Did.

All things considered, I'd rather be mistaken for the baseball player who has my name or the porno director who has my name than the gas executive that has my name. Still my fuckin' email address.

i am not a morning person and i deeply resent all the capitalism and puritans that made morning such a mandatory fucking thing