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Endless mirrors anyone? 🤡

I said “ass” twice. Freud would say I crave anal sex. I do not! Fuck Freud, wtf he knew about anything! Actually I crave a penis.* But not in the way Freud thought I would. *That’s a joke too. And yes, this one is also not about you.

It’s only always about Taylor Swift. 🥰 And your sorry ass is not her. And never will be.

Or to put it another way: Calm the fuck down! 😁 It’s not about you. It never is. You’re welcome.

Emotional stability is never overrated, mind my boomer ass words. 😘

Evo, godina 2025., a ja se još uvijek čudom čudim kako bilo tko na bilo kojoj društvenoj mreži, pa i na ovoj, može bilo što izrečeno shvatiti osobno. Boomers gonna boom, I guess 🥹

All I’m gonna say

Tomaševiću, watch and learn. 🥰

My sister, my twin, my soulmate. You can hate us but the thing is we both definitely be drivin.

Sure baby, you’re cute and all but my heart already belongs to another. 😍🥰

I’ll say!

On the dot

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It’s a little known fact that the plural of inbox is actually inboxii

Store you really, really don’t want to go to: Stallmart

Well, not me. I’m pretending they’re dead.