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Everyone please watch out for bisexual lighting. This is no joke and we all need to be so careful these days. Please tell your family members, especially your elderly family members who may not be able to spots the signs.

Oh this dude definitely tortured and killed small animals growing up. There's some guy out there that remembers RFKjr showing him his secret cat skull collection.

If my name was Al I would be absolutely devastated by the rise and ubiquity of AI

Oh he is absolutely not planning on leaving office ever again. He's buying off January 6ers and trying to make the White House his bunker the way the tech oligarchs are building their bunkers in Hawaii and New Zealand.

That Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny was insane! People are going to be talking about it for 100 days.

Dear Luke, we are so worried about the Supreme Court striping away voting rights. Please consider giving us your fucking money. Give us your money so we can stop it. We will stop it with your money. We will. Just give us your money about it. We are livid about what Trump is doing. Gimme.

Wouldn’t it be cool if JD Vance just went and fucked himself?

How can we truly experience the unique joy of nostalgia if we won't let anything die?

In many ways Trump is a very fitting president for this cursed country. What is more fitting for a genocidal, supremacist, capitalist hellscape than the most pathetic human being that possibly ever lived? If it must be, may it be the death rattle. May something actually good grow from its ashes.

Sometimes it feels like Letterboxd and Goodreads are mostly about flexing a performative idea of yourself. Wait till they see that my favorite movie is Possession. They're gonna shit their pants when they see that my favorite book is Ulysses.

These psychopaths think if you aren't eating under their idea of what is "healthy" then you should really go ahead and die about it. At the same time RFK Jr's idea of "healthy" is throttling his veins with steroids, telling everyone to eat more beef tallow and guzzle raw milk.

I have very little energy for watching extremely wealthy people dress up for parties.

This is a great example of how everything is the worst

Another year without me making the pulitzer prize list, I guess...