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obviously sucks when cis people clock me and ask me my pronouns but i gotta reconcile that with the fact that the ones that do this are some of the cooler ones

dude you are a mormon

not to be a downer but do you ever think about how many aspects of your life this shit has the potential to fuck up

i need to get way stronger and/or save up to buy a more practical bike. let’s find out together which one i can manage to do first

they should give me so much money

why do my tits always hurt when i’m due for an injection. what do they know

i think i’m gonna like get way worse and start treating everyone like shit and maybe score a couple allegations then when nobody wants to be my friend anymore i can post something like “i’m just really starting to outgrow this city”

in this moment i think what i need is to get drunk and touch someone

this websites block feature was originally created for the explicit purpose of preventing my friend from threatening him with hammers and it was the biggest mistake the admins ever made

the problem with online queer communities is some people are children and unlike in real life they don’t look like children so you can’t just be like “oh okay you’re a child”

once i start smoking less weed and get in better shape and fix my diet and find a therapist and get ffs and buy a latex bodysuit it’s over for you bitches

reminding myself a fascist trained today before riding my bike around a bit

is christopher nolan like actively misogynistic or does he just keep forgetting to put women with thoughts in his movies

a new kind of person i keep learning about is “ordinary heterosexual woman who started reading again after finding out they have books about people getting raped by monsters”

what if i stopped interrogating which societal forces are influencing me to want to get married i got married instead

they should invent a word for metamours that doesn’t sound like you learned it on tumblr

if you’re a hot girl you can do whatever you want. if you’re not a hot girl you can probably do lots of other things too

shits gotten so bad we can’t even trust procedurally generated fortune telling services anymore

these are fascinating creatures

god is presenting me with many challenges today which is strange because i had a really nice first date last night so im supposed to be impossibly powerful, untouchable even by god, but that’s just life sometimes you know